9 Month Lock- Out Ends with Successful Negotiation for Team owners and Players

AP- Simi Valley, CA

After a nine month lock out, Ryan and Joylin Williams- Co- Owners in Team R. Williams have reached a successful contract negotiation with newest team member Maelin Joy Williams. 

After what seemed like the longest maternal lock out ever- Maelin Joy Williams finally reached an agreement at 11:36am on March 7^th, 2012.  After a record breaking 4.5 hours, Maelin Joy Williams, 6lbs 8oz, 20 inches long agreed to sign on to be the newest member of the R. Williams Team. 

While the majority of the contract specifics will remain confidential, Ryan and Joy did reveal that Maelin will be loved and adored for eternity.  Also as part of the contract, Ryan Williams has agreed to wrap himself around Maelin’s finger and be at her beckon call. There has also been speculation that Ryan may have agreed to buy Mae a mocking bird and a diamond ring.   According to a source close to both parties, Joy Williams has agreed to let Daddy know when he “just doesn’t get it” and take Maelin to get her ears pierced (in the far, far future).  Team Captain, Ari Williams has agreed to protect Mae always- and in a last minute contract addition, he has also signed on to share his toys and his “Momma”. 

Team Williams became apprehensive near the end of February when it seemed as though Maelin was unwilling to show up for the contract negotiations.  “I tried everything possible to end the lock out in the end of February, Team Williams was anxious and excited, but Maelin had other plans – we got over it, we moved on and we are thrilled about how it all ended” said Joy Williams. 

“The team is stronger than ever” said Ryan Williams as he headed out to get lunch after the deal was sealed Wednesday afternoon. “We are very excited with the newest member of our team; she truly is a perfect fit to our organization.  Her full head of dark brown hair, skinny little feet, strong lungs and excellent latch are exactly what we were looking for when we entered into these negotiations last June.”

At press time Maelin was unable to be reached for comment, her agent said she was busy sleeping, eating or pooping at the time and could not be bothered.